The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Hugs are the greatest
It’s like, “oh this other human wants to have me as close as I can be to them, and have part of us wrapped around each other, I like this yes”
Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)
I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif.
i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone
I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.
I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger
the Acting Avenger
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
Married life. Uncensored. Watch the uncut trailer for FX’s newest comedy premiering tonight at 10p
*magnetos away from my responsibilities* like
#i love how ‘Magneto’ is being used as a verb#like ‘flying’ or ‘levitating’ could have been used and still made sense#but with ‘magnetos’ you get the sense that the speaker ascends with great disdain for humanity and their petty matters#truly a beautiful verb (via roboromantic)
Well, generally, people can’t poop without their buttholes.