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PREPARE FOR UNLIMITED JAMES. LATE AT NIGHT I LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT PEOPLE GO ON MY BLOG AND SEE HOW AWESOME IT IS AND THEN JUST LEAVE THE AWESOMENESS ALONE, SO THAT MAYBE ONE DAY THEY'LL COME BACK AND SEE THAT IS HAS AGED LIKE WINE AND ~THEN~ REBLOG MY STUFF. MAYBE. I know you love me when you reblog my original stuff <3 Hey. If you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm here. DAMN IT THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPARATE THOUGHTS BUT THEY'RE AND IDK WHAT TO DO P. S. I track and tag as #dragonjammydodger


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unamusedsloth:

The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

unamusedsloth:

The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 239,083 notes

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 24,984 notes

Hugs are the greatest

It’s like, “oh this other human wants to have me as close as I can be to them, and have part of us wrapped around each other, I like this yes”

22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 1 note
22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 398,328 notes
bemoretea:

Be the more playful you. #BeMoretea
Credit: Sandy Noto 

bemoretea:

Be the more playful you. #BeMoretea

Credit: Sandy Noto 

22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 16,972 notes

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 279,873 notes

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

4 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 115,596 notes
plays

marriedfx:

Married life. Uncensored. Watch the uncut trailer for FX’s newest comedy premiering tonight at 10p

4 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 9,808 notes

darkwingsnark:

lordofthejohnlock:

*magnetos away from my responsibilities* like

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4 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 84,681 notes
i miss you, butthole

Anonymous

Well, generally, people can’t poop without their buttholes.
I understand.

1 week ago on July 13th, 2014 | J | 0 notes